PizzaDeliveryGuy asks: "Can we have a picture of you as a child?"
YES! In fact, there are several rather disturbing pictures of me in a folder called "My life in Pictures" that I posted on Facebook a while back. The shots of me as a teenager in the 80s might make your eyes bleed or cause you to laugh yourself to death.
I should probably move those pictures to here on Voltaire.net but in the meantime, you can see them on my Facebook page: