Are you based in the UK or in Europe? If so you will be delighted to know that you can save on shipping costs by ordering from Voltaire's Townsend Music shop located in the UK. They will ship to anywhere in Europe for far less than getting your item from the US. So before you go any further, please click the link below to see which of Voltaire's items are available near you!
At long last, you can now buy these two books any time you chose from Createspace.com! Voltaire himself has inspected the quality of their printing and has been selling these very same books from this print on demand service at his live shows!
FIFTY SHADES OF GREYS
Extraterrestrials come to our world, they read a certain book and become inspired ( or is that confused? You decide!) They arrive at the conclusion that the best way to understand human culture is to try all fifty shenanigans themselves! The result is a hilariously perverted journey through sci-fi kink! For mature readers- Definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
Get FIFTY SHADES OF GREYS at the link below:
THE LEGEND OF CANDY CLAWS
A giant black bat takes candy from bullies on Halloween and delivers it to good little boys and girls on Christmas in this anti-bullying tale for children of all ages.
"Spooky, witty, bursting with heart!" - Caroline Thompson- screenwriter- The Nightmare Before Christmas
"If Dr. Seuss and Dickens met Poe in a playground, the resulting collaboration might read like The Legend of Candy Claws, a sweet, creepy morality tale for kids, beautifully illustrated, endlessly charming and armed with an important, socially relevant message." - Fangoria Magazine
Get THE LEGEND OF CANDY CLAWS at the link below:
Voltaire's children's book, The Legend of Candy Claws contains over thirty gorgeous illustrations by the talented Shamine King. In order to communicate what he wanted on each page, Voltaire did a sketch for each and every one of the pages. And those original illustrations are now available for you to own! Voltaire is not known to sell original drawings of any sort, so now's your chance to own a piece of history and secure one of these original sketches from this marvelous book.
Each sketch is $125 or $1,000 for any ten of them. Here's how to order:
1) Go to http://voltaire.net/candy_claws_original_art1/ and find the illustration or illustrations you want.
2) Make sure they are not already listed as SOLD.
3) click the BUY NOW button to make your purchase.
4) Be sure to include the name/number of the illustration in the NOTE TO SELLER section!
*If a payment is made for an illustration that is already SOLD, you will have an opportunity to select a different image or be fully refunded.
Email Voltaire at firstname.lastname@example.org to find out how to purchase the remaining 5 sketches at a discount.
Please purchase these fine CDs from CDbaby.com
You can also get them as digital downloads at iTunes if you prefer:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/voltaire/id2066186 for the older ones and
https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/aurelio-voltaire/id466669360 for the newer ones!
Classic Voltaire CDs including The Devil's Bris, Almost Human, Boo Hoo, Then And Again and Ooky Spooky can be found at these locations on the internet:
Projekt website: http://www.projekt.com/store/product-category/artists/voltaire/
Or on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/voltaire/id2066186
There's no better way to keep track of the days than with your favorite Voltaire characters all year long!
The world of Deady comes alive in his first ever calendar! Each month features a different scene of Deady's exploits on the popular on-line game AQ Worlds as well as a lyric from a Voltaire song. $20 at Cafepress.com Get one here: CAFEPRESS.COM
The year 2014 is here, but we can pretend it's the 31st century with this Chi-chian calendar. Features 12 images and quotes from the Chi-chian Flash animated series. $20 at Cafepress.com. Get one here: CAFEPRESS.COM
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For a limited time, you can purchase one of these spectacular glow in the dark Raised by Bat shirts! Each shirt comes with a full color download sticker featuring the amazing Raised by Bats album art on the front AND a code to download the full album from www.cdbaby.com!!!
Get yours now before they fly away!
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UPDATE: June 2nd, 2013 -Now that all of the pre-orders have shipped and everyone who showed their support by pre-ordering is presently hugging a Pony of Doom of their very own, orders are open again! However, there are only 100 ponies left, so act NOW!
Forged in the belly of some roaring volcano, meet the PONY OF DOOM! This loving parody takes a beloved icon of ponydom and turns it upside down into a huggably Gothic mare (or is that nightmare?).
These VERY VERY limited plush toys will be made ONLY ONCE and in a very small quantity so... if you want one to follow you home and find its way into your loving hooves.. ORDER NOW! They are absolutely expected to sell out and sell out soon!
Choose your quantity and where you need yours shipped to below. Paypal will let you know once they are sold out and will not allow you to place an order so as long as your order goes through... a PONY OF DOOM will be galloping your way soon!
(This is a pre-order. Ponies are expected to ship within 30 days. Order one now before they sell out!)
Below in the Paypal button, you'll find the following options. Choose the one that best suits you!
1 Pony of Doom (shipping included in the US) $25
(sorry, only single pony orders available in the US at this time)
1 Pony of Doom (shipping included anywhere outside the US) $40
2 Ponies of Doom (shipping included anywhere outside the US) $70 (save $10!)
3 Ponies of Doom (shipping included anywhere outside of the US) $120 (save $20!)
(sorry about the international shipping, folks! International US post office rates skyrocketed this year! )
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Voltaire's eagerly anticipated book, The Legend of Candy Claws is months away from completion, but you can order a huggably gothic plush toy of its main character, Hargoyle.. or Candy Claws as he's more affectionally called RIGHT NOW!
This adorable creature of the night with the candy corn smile is now AVAILABLE to fly to your home. But like most of Voltaire's limited edition items, it is guaranteed to sell out! So, place an order now to insure you get yours. Like the now SOLD OUT Pony of Doom, Candy Claws is made of only the softest and finest plush materials and is as long as the Pony of Doom with an impressive 13 inch wingspan!
Don't miss out on this adorable, collector plush! Order one today! Shipping is included in price!
Please select below based on where you want your Candy Claws plush shipped to!
Drop down menus will allow you to pick quantity and you can even add a Deady Not Bootleg toy to each order for just $5!
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At last you can buy a copy of Voltaire's horror/comedy novel, Call of the Jersey Devil direct from voltaire.net! But to make it ever better, each book comes signed by the author AND with a full color, Raised by Bats sticker that features the amazing cover art on the front AND a digital code on the back to download the FULL ALBUM from cdbaby.com!
In this spooky tale, a washed up Goth singer named, Villy Bats gets stranded in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey with five gothic mall rats and quickly learns that the Jersey Devil, hellspawn of Jersey folklore is REAL and that New Jersey is the gateway to Hell itself (as you probably already suspected). Villy's band is called Raised by Bats and the album of the same name by Voltaire is the album Villy speaks of and references throughout the novel. Now you can read the book while listening to the same songs referenced in the pages within!!
The signed book and Raised by Bats download sticker are also accompanied by a handful of classic Voltaire stickers!
Order one here! Shipping is INCLUDED in the prices. Please select where it's being shipped to in the drop-down menu.
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During the Russian tour of June, 2014, Voltaire had a compilation CD manufactured in Russia to sell at the shows (since it's apparently nearly impossible to affordably ship merch to Russia!). The CD contains 13 of Voltaire's best songs spanning most of his musical career. However, in true Russian bootleg fashion, the plant in Russia neglected to separate the songs into thirteen tracks resulting in a CD with only ONE LONG TRACK that contains all thirteen songs! Voltaire told his fans in Russia, "This is NOT a mistake. It is apparently the wisdom of the Russian CD factory managers that one does not pick and choose which of my songs they want to hear. They don't SKIP over any particular songs because they are ALL GOOD! The Russian factory manager believes that you should put in the CD, sit down and enjoy the full experience and I agree. Russian factory managers are wise!"
Only a few hundred of these CDs were ever made and Voltaire came home with only ten of them. And now, ten lucky collectors can add this disc to their collection. Truly a rare, Voltaire item, perfect for the true completionist
1) When You're Evil
2) Ex Lover's Lover,
3) The Headless Waltz
5) Vampire Club
6) Day of the Dead
7) Goodnight Demonslayer
8) To the Bottom of the Sea
9) The Straightrazor Cabaret
10) The Mechanical Girl
11) Raised by Bats
12) Oh My Goth!
13) Captain's All.
Each CD comes signed AND comes with three free download stickers for the following albums:
Riding a Black Unicorn, BiTrektual and Spooky Songs for Creepy Kids!
Yes, it comes with three color stickers with codes to download three full digital albums !
Please select from the download button where it's being shipped to:
These AMAZING, high quality fleece Deady hats are back in stock! Hand-made by the fine humans at Grapevine Fires just for a wonderfully-spooky-thought-filled cranium... like YOURS! Here the impossibly adorable Kate Terrio models one on her preposterously attractive head.
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The cover of the "Riding a Black Unicorn..." CD comes to life in this amazing poster, painted by renowned fantasy artist, Daarken. Known for his work on Magic the Gathering, World of Warcraft and Warhammer, Daarken's painting majestically illustrates the title of the album depicting Voltaire riding a black unicorn down the side of an erupting volcano while drinking from a chalice filled with the laughter of small children! These massive 22 by 17 inch posters are full color and printed on cardstock! They are extremely durable and ready for framing. Shipped in a sturdy cardboard tube.
$20 (shipping in the US) and $25 (shipping outside of the US).
Please choose where it's shipping to and the following window will allow you to choose a quantity if you are ordering multiple copies.
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There is no better companion than Voltaire’s own extraterrestrial monster teddy bear, Deady. However, Deady’s true form and name… Urkor Malravenenus was revealed during an AQW Friday the 13th special online event. This terrifying collectible 5″ Mini Qee unleashes Deady’s true nature – a cute little teddy bear that has become possessed by the greatest evil this galaxy of ours has to offer:Urkor Malravenus from planet Necronus, who, stranded on Earth in the disguise of this cute little teddy, decides to wreak havoc on mankind.
Only 500 Urkor Malravenus Mini Qees have been crafted worldwide and are available exclusively through AQW’s online store HeroMart (www.heromart.com) NOW SOLD OUT or directly from the artist himself, here at Voltaire.net!
Each Urkor Mini Qee includes a special code that will unlock a shop with 2 exclusive AQWorlds pets: the Necrosian Walker and the Necrosian Skullbat. There are two versions of each pet (normal pet, and also a member-only Battle Pet version which is Necromancer compatible)
Made from 50% Vinyl and 50% Evil, he is looking for a hideout here on Earth. Want a roomate?
Nov/Dec 2011 Special: EVERY URKOR FIGURE COMES WITH A FREE DEADY "NOT BOOTLEG" TOY!!!
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Hey! Remember the Bunnypocolypse from last April??? Well, it's NOT over yet! A new wave of vinyl bunnies are invading Voltaire.net and this time they are DEATH Bunnies! AND they GLOW IN THE DARK! They have arrived just in time for the July, Friday the 13th event at Adventure Quest Worlds ( www.aq.com ) and YES, these figures come with a code to unlock a special Death Bunny pet in the game! The bunnies come assorted. When ordering one or two, you can choose which ones you'd like and EVERY EFFORT will be made to send you the bunny of your choice but they are going to go FAST, so supplies are FIRST COME, FRST SERVED. Once a particular design sells out, orders will be filled with the remaining designs. (Actual digital pet provided by AQ.com is slightly different- and frankly COOLER than the one shown).
One figure from the image above:
CHOOSE FROM GLIZORYN and NECRO. NITRO ONLY AVAILABLE IN THE FULL SET.
$35 (including shipping in the US) and $40 (including shipping outside the US).
Two figures from the image above: (SAVE $5!)
INCLUDES GLIZORYN and NECRO. NITRO ONLY AVAILABLE IN THE FULL SET.
$65 (including shipping in the US) or $75 (including shipping outside the US)
FULL Death Bunee Set- 3 figures : (SAVE $10!)
INCLUDES ALL THREE FIGURES.
$95 (including shipping in the US) or $110 (including shipping outside the US)
Add Urkor Malravenu, Sleezter Deady, or Sleezter Bunee and save $$$!
$125 (including shipping in the US) or $145 (including shipping outside the US)
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To celebrate The Black Unicorn Cabaret Tour of 2011, Voltaire and Alchemy Gothic have joined forces again to bring you the Commander of Unicorns Medal. Designed by Voltaire and expertly crafted by Alchemy Gothic, this unique medal adds just the right touch of magical aristocracy to any lapel or corset. Elegantly designed to compliment the Vorutanian Key Pendant. Whether you are a lord or lady, award yourself this medal and go out there and command those unicorns!
$20 if shipping within the US. $25 if shipping outside of the US. Select below.
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The Deady "Big in Japan" Mini-Qee is out and it includes a very special treat. Like it's predecessor, the AdventurQuest Deady 8" Qee by Toy2R, this figure comes with a code to unlock a digital Deady pet in the online game, AdventureQuest Worlds! To be specific, the code, unlocks a "samurai Deady" pet complete with Japanese bandana and katana.
The Samurai Deady Digital Pet from AQ Worlds
The Deady: Big in Japan 5" mini-Qee comes in three versions. One with a grimacing mouth ("Karate Kiai" version), one with a smirk (Samurai Smirk) and one sticking out his tongue (Ronin Raspberry). A combined total of 1,000 of these toys were made and will never be made again, making it another must-have, limited edition Deady vinyl toy!
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The amazing (and saucy) covers of Voltaire's BiTrektual album come to life on both sides of this large, 11 x 17 poster! Printed on thick card stock and shipped flat in a sturdy, cardboard envelope, these posters are ready to leave the base and find their way to your home in the US ($20 including shipping), outside of the US ($25 including shipping) or anywhere in the galaxy, all the way to the outer rim.
ORDER NOW AND GET THIS ADDITIONAL 11 X 17 VOLTAIRE POSTER AND A HANDFUL OF VOLTAIRE STICKERS FOR FREE!
ALL POSTERS COME SIGNED BY VOLTAIRE.
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SORRY, this item has SOLD OUT again! But don't fret, another batch will be coming in about a week. So please try again then. Thanks!
At long last, you can get a Commander of Unicorns medal.. but only for a limited time! So get yours now while you can. This will be the very last item sold here at the Voltaire store and shipped out by Voltaire himself before the store closes on January 25th! And that means that each order will come stuffed with stickers and Voltaire's trademark bat doodle on the envelope! So get your medal today from the Captain himself!
This item is now BACK IN STOCK!!!
Designed by Voltaire and crafted by Alchemy Gothic, this stunning key pendant has been spotted around Voltaire's neck for a few years. He wears it on the cover of his country album, "Hate Lives in a Small Town", it is mentioned in the song, "This Sea" on his album "To the Bottom of the Sea" and most recently, it appeared as a mighty weapon of great strength in the on-line role playing game AdventureQuest Words (though much bigger of course!).
And now, you can own one of your very own! Please choose a price below based on whether you need it shipped within the United States or abroad.
For the first time ever, we are offering a collection of Voltaire's epic posters! This package includes:
1) Riding a Black Unicorn poster: Massive 24" by 18", printed on high quality card stock, illustrated by the amazing Daarken!
2) Raised by Bats poster: 22" by 14" amazing illustration by Michael Komarck!
3) Oh My Goth!: classic 11" by 17" poster by Rain R.
4) Voltaire Pirate Poster: 11" by 17" full color poster of the man himself.
5) Ooky Spooky: classic 11" by 12" full color poster of the Ooky Spooky over.
And ALL POSTERS COME SIGNED BY VOLTAIRE!
You can now add one of these limited edition, Voltaire vinyl toys to your collection. Each Sleazter Deady Bunee figure comes with codes to unlock digital pets at AQ.com! And every order comes with stickers! See below for ordering information.
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You love Star Trek and Star Wars equally and damn it you're proud of that! And now, you can proclaim your Bitrektuality to the whole world by wearing it on your chest! These excellently made shirts by Offworld Designs (makers of other Voltaire T-shirts) feature the logo from Voltaire's "BiTrektual" album as well as the all inclusive slogan "Live Long and May the Force Be With You". Quick, pick one up now before they run out (supplies are VERY limited) and er... before George Lucas sues us!
Shirts are standard American T-shirt sizes printed on high quality Fruit of the Loom shirts. However we think they run a teensy bit small so it's recommended you order one size up from what you normally wear. Comes with a BiTrektual sticker AND A FREE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD STICKER TO DOWNLOAD THE WHOLE FRICKEN' BITREKTUAL CD!!!! It's highly illogical!!! So, get yours now before we come to our senses!
Come with this FULL COLOR, 5x5 inch sticker which includes a code to download the FULL BiTrektual album!
At long last, after so many thousands of Deady bootlegs have spilled out of factories in China, there is finally a DEADY toy that is NOT a bootleg! And you can tell because it says, "THIS NOT BOOTLEG" right across DEADY'S back! And the label reaffirms the sentiment with the words "This NOT Bootleg. We No Make. Danger for the Choking!" …so you KNOW this is the real thing and not some crumby fake! Get yours now. Hang it from your backpack, space ship or coffin!
Stands around 3" tall, has 5 points of articulation and comes with a zipper clip.