COMING SOON!

A hilariously kinky coffee table book that will make you shoot Klingon raktajino out of your nose!

Extraterrestrials came to our world! They read a book called FIFTY SHADES OF GREY and became inspired ( or is that confused? You decide)! They came to the conclusion that the best way to understand the human race was to try all fifty shady shenanigans themselves! The result is a book filled with hilariously sexy, sci-fi kink! No fetish, perversion or paraphilia is spared as these Greys try out flogging, pegging, scatology, necrophilia, threesomes, orgies, water sports and just about every other subversive sexual act you can think of! And just to sweeten the pot, each hysterical image features a caption that parodies a slogan or catchphrase from one of your favorite sci-fi shows!

 

Please contribute to the IndieGogo campaign to make this wonderfully twisted book a reality!

Click here to visit the campaign: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/fifty-shades-of-greys/x/67837

UPCOMING SHOWS!

Mar6

Aurelio Voltaire in Mexico City at Comedy Club!

Comedy Club, Av. Álvaro Obregón 293, Roma Norte Ciudad de México

Date of show: Friday 6th March 2020 Venue: Comedy Club Address: Av. Álvaro Obregón 293, Roma Norte, 06700 Ciudad de México Ticket price: Preventa $200 MXN Día del evento $250 MXN Age policy: mayores de 18 años con identificación oficial Time doors open: To Be Announced Aurelio Voltaire show time: To Be Announced Website for more info: elcomedyclub.com Facebook event page: pendiente Advanced ticket sale: Boletia (link pendiente)

Aurelio Voltaire in Orlando FL at The Abbey!

Aurelio Voltaire in Orlando FL at The Abbey!, 100 S Eola Dr #100, Orlando, FL

Date of show: 3/13 Venue:  The Abbey Address of venue: 100 S Eola Dr #100, Orlando, FL 32801 Advanced ticket sales: $15 DOS Ticket price: $20 Age policy: All ages Time doors open:   7:00 Other bands/acts if any: tbd Aurelio Voltaire showtime:  10:00 - END (noise curfew by 11:30) Website for more info:  www.endoxabooking.com Facebook event page: TBD Tickets: https://voltaireorlando.eventbrite.com

$15 Adv/ $20 at the door

Aurelio Voltaire in Tampa, FL at Crow Bar!

Aurelio Voltaire in Tampa, FL at Crow Bar!, 1812 N 17th St, Ybor City, FL

Date of show: 3/14 Venue: Crowbar Address of venue: 1812 N 17th St, Ybor City, FL 33605 Advanced ticket sales: $15 DOS Ticket price: $20 Age policy: All ages Time doors open: 8:00    Other bands/acts: tbd Aurelio Voltaire showtime:  11:00 -  END Website for more info:  www.endoxabooking.com Facebook event page: TBD Tickets: https://voltairetampa.eventbrite.com

Adv $15/ $20 at the door

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