COMING SOON!

A hilariously kinky coffee table book that will make you shoot Klingon raktajino out of your nose!

Extraterrestrials came to our world! They read a book called FIFTY SHADES OF GREY and became inspired ( or is that confused? You decide)! They came to the conclusion that the best way to understand the human race was to try all fifty shady shenanigans themselves! The result is a book filled with hilariously sexy, sci-fi kink! No fetish, perversion or paraphilia is spared as these Greys try out flogging, pegging, scatology, necrophilia, threesomes, orgies, water sports and just about every other subversive sexual act you can think of! And just to sweeten the pot, each hysterical image features a caption that parodies a slogan or catchphrase from one of your favorite sci-fi shows!

 

Please contribute to the IndieGogo campaign to make this wonderfully twisted book a reality!

Click here to visit the campaign: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/fifty-shades-of-greys/x/67837

UPCOMING SHOWS!

Previous events

Aurelio Voltaire in Los Angeles, CA at Bar Sinister!

Aurelio Voltaire in Los Angeles, CA at Bar Sinister!, Boardners/ 1652 N Cherokee Ave, Hollywood, CA

Date of show:  2/22/20 venue: Bar Sinister address of venue:   1652 N  Cherokee Ave Hollywood, ca 90028 ticket price:  $10/$15 after midnught No Discunt flyers age policy:   21 + time doors open: 10pm Aurelio Voltaire showtime:  12am Other bands/acts: TBA website for more info: http://www.barsinister.net facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/1206619462859254/ Advanced ticket sales: none- at the door only  

   

$10/$15 after midnught No Discount flyers

Feb15

Aurelio Voltaire in St. Louis MO at The Crack Fox

Aurelio Voltaire in St. Louis MO at The Crack Fox, 1114 Olive St., Saint Louis, MO

Date of show: Sat Feb 15th venue: Crack Fox address of venue :  1114 Olive St. Saint Louis MO 63101  ticket price: $20 $5 Surcharge under 21 age policy:   18 +  time doors open: 8pm Aurelio Voltaire showtime: 10pm   Other bands/acts: TBD website for more info: crackfoxbar.com facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/493452641519618/ Advanced ticket sales: $18

$18 adv/ door $20/ $5 Surcharge under 21

Feb9

Aurelio Voltaire in Portland, OR at The Star Theater!

Aurelio Voltaire in Portland, OR at The Star Theater!, Star Theatre - 13 NW 6th Ave, Portland, OR

Date of show: Feb 9 2020 venue: STAR THEATER address of venue:  13 NW 6th Ave Portland ticket price: $13 advanced age policy:  21+  time doors open: 7pm Aurelio Voltaire showtime:  9.50pm Other bands/acts if any: ROSEGARDEN FUNERAL PARTY & LORELEI K website for more info:   https://www.facebook.com/CHURCHOFHIVE/ StarTheater.Com facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/2763007497097150/?active_tab=about https://www.facebook.com/CHURCHOFHIVE/ Advanced ticket sales: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/aurelio-voltaire-featuring-rosegarden-funeral-star-theater-tickets/10100095?fbclid=IwAR26DddC0XHsOrhRZ32mlinS0_xQzJrRXqFsGcBmegiM1COQW2ebUPGrq88 StarTheater.Com  

Doors at 7pm/ Aurelio Voltaire at 9:50pm

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