PAINT IT BLACK: A GUIDE TO GOTHIC HOMEMAKING:

 

Pub. Date: August 2005

Publisher: Red Wheel/Weiser

Format: Hardcover , 112pp

Home decorating will never be the same. Close your curtains! Throw away your summery linens! Forget about those white eyelet pillow covers! And for Goth’s sake, buy some black lights! Voltaire is here to help you with your home decorating dilemmas, guide you through the hardware stores and decorating centers (which are so difficult for Goths to navigate), and lay it all out on the line about which shade of black goes with which shade of black. Who knows?! One day soon he might have his own decorating line at a discount store. In this world of pastels and plaids, it’s so hard for Goths to find anything aesthetically appealing. You go in search of Edward Gorey and wind up with an eyeful of Eddie Bauer. With Voltaire’s Paint It Black you can turn the unbearably mundane into the delightfully macabre with little more than a touch of creativity and a can of black spray paint.

* Make your own Gothic toys! It's all about Barbie meets electrical tape.

* Transform your plain sketchbook into a skull-covered Book of the Dead that would make Lovecraft proud.

* Pimp your ride Dracula style.

* Plan your Goth wedding.

* Bake a "Graveyard Cake".

* Turn your bedroom into a lair.

Using simple techniques and easily-found, affordable supplies, Voltaire and friends transform the normal into Gothic like nobody's business. Fully illustrated with photos showing the before, after, and everything in between. See them paint stuff black! See them freaking out the normals at the mall! Follow their lead and create your own Gothic dream home.

UPCOMING SHOWS!

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Aurelio Voltaire in Los Angeles, CA at Bar Sinister!

Aurelio Voltaire in Los Angeles, CA at Bar Sinister!, Boardners/ 1652 N Cherokee Ave, Hollywood, CA

Date of show:  2/22/20 venue: Bar Sinister address of venue:   1652 N  Cherokee Ave Hollywood, ca 90028 ticket price:  $10/$15 after midnught No Discunt flyers age policy:   21 + time doors open: 10pm Aurelio Voltaire showtime:  12am Other bands/acts: TBA website for more info: http://www.barsinister.net facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/1206619462859254/ Advanced ticket sales: none- at the door only  

   

$10/$15 after midnught No Discount flyers

Feb15

Aurelio Voltaire in St. Louis MO at The Crack Fox

Aurelio Voltaire in St. Louis MO at The Crack Fox, 1114 Olive St., Saint Louis, MO

Date of show: Sat Feb 15th venue: Crack Fox address of venue :  1114 Olive St. Saint Louis MO 63101  ticket price: $20 $5 Surcharge under 21 age policy:   18 +  time doors open: 8pm Aurelio Voltaire showtime: 10pm   Other bands/acts: TBD website for more info: crackfoxbar.com facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/493452641519618/ Advanced ticket sales: $18

$18 adv/ door $20/ $5 Surcharge under 21

Feb9

Aurelio Voltaire in Portland, OR at The Star Theater!

Aurelio Voltaire in Portland, OR at The Star Theater!, Star Theatre - 13 NW 6th Ave, Portland, OR

Date of show: Feb 9 2020 venue: STAR THEATER address of venue:  13 NW 6th Ave Portland ticket price: $13 advanced age policy:  21+  time doors open: 7pm Aurelio Voltaire showtime:  9.50pm Other bands/acts if any: ROSEGARDEN FUNERAL PARTY & LORELEI K website for more info:   https://www.facebook.com/CHURCHOFHIVE/ StarTheater.Com facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/2763007497097150/?active_tab=about https://www.facebook.com/CHURCHOFHIVE/ Advanced ticket sales: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/aurelio-voltaire-featuring-rosegarden-funeral-star-theater-tickets/10100095?fbclid=IwAR26DddC0XHsOrhRZ32mlinS0_xQzJrRXqFsGcBmegiM1COQW2ebUPGrq88 StarTheater.Com  

Doors at 7pm/ Aurelio Voltaire at 9:50pm

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