Introducing the Globlin Hand-Sanitizer Dispenser by The Lair of Voltaire
Introducing the Globlin Hand-Sanitizer Dispenser by The Lair of Voltaire!
Direct from The Lair of Voltaire comes our first hand-sanitizer dispenser, The Globlin!
This adorable creature is made of sturdy black silicone and is designed to hold and dispense globs of germ-killing hand-sanitizer. This mischievous imp has an impressive wingspan of 4 inches and a height of 4.5 inches! It comes with a high quality black chain with clip so that it can hang from your backpack, purse, spaceship or hearse and go everywhere you go keeping your talons germ-free! A gentle tap on the forehead, causes its eyes to light up so brightly that it's nearly impossible to photograph! Perfect for lighting your way while trick-or-treating, on midnight hikes through cemeteries or finding your way through haunted houses.
(Hand-Sanitizer not included! While we perfect our line of germ-killing elixirs feel free to use the amazing scents from Bath And Body Works which fit perfectly into this little devil!)
They are $20 each. Click the button below to buy yours today!
At long last there are new Aurelio Voltaire T-shirt designs at the OffworldDesigns .com store! Expect the usual tongue in cheek snark as Voltaire focuses his sardonic wit on the pandemic that has effected all of our lives.
Also on the page are Aurelio Voltaire's witty gamer and geeky designs that have delighted fans of World of Warcraft, Doctor Who, Rocky Horror Picture Show and other beloved fandoms Voltaire lovingly skewers for a much needed smile!
At long last, after years of being sold out, there's a new Candy Claws plush toy coming in time for Christmas! This version, the Midnight Flights edition is closer to Aurelio Voltaire's vision of the iconic character and is waiting to be snuggled by you!
Pre-orders are now open! To pre-order yours today click HERE!
You can also get The Legend of Candy Claws book anytime by clicking HERE!
Voltaire Official US webstore now open!!!!
The nice folks at Isotank/Industry8 are now running the Voltaire webstore! You can now purchase many of the items that were available here at the link below. And now, CDs are available and many of them come signed!
Aurelio Voltaire Books now available at Amazon.com!!!
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At long last, you can now buy these two books any time you chose from Amazon.com! Voltaire himself has inspected the quality of their printing and has been selling these very same books from this print on demand service at his live shows!
THE LEGEND OF CANDY CLAWS
A giant black bat takes candy from bullies on Halloween and delivers it to good little boys and girls on Christmas in this anti-bullying tale for children of all ages.
"Spooky, witty, bursting with heart!" - Caroline Thompson- screenwriter- The Nightmare Before Christmas
"If Dr. Seuss and Dickens met Poe in a playground, the resulting collaboration might read like The Legend of Candy Claws, a sweet, creepy morality tale for kids, beautifully illustrated, endlessly charming and armed with an important, socially relevant message." - Fangoria Magazine