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A hilariously kinky coffee table book that will make you shoot Klingon raktajino out of your nose!

Extraterrestrials came to our world! They read a book called FIFTY SHADES OF GREY and became inspired ( or is that confused? You decide)! They came to the conclusion that the best way to understand the human race was to try all fifty shady shenanigans themselves! The result is a book filled with hilariously sexy, sci-fi kink! No fetish, perversion or paraphilia is spared as these Greys try out flogging, pegging, scatology, necrophilia, threesomes, orgies, water sports and just about every other subversive sexual act you can think of! And just to sweeten the pot, each hysterical image features a caption that parodies a slogan or catchphrase from one of your favorite sci-fi shows!

 

Please contribute to the IndieGogo campaign to make this wonderfully twisted book a reality!

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Aurelio Voltaire en CDMX En el Foro Hilvana

Foro Hilvana, Av Mexico Tenochtitlan 17 Col Buenavista, CDMX

Celebra el cumpleaños de Aurelio Voltaire con un concerierto especial! Todas las edades DOMINGO 30 DE ENERO PUERTAS 16:00 HRS / $350

FORO CULTURAL HILVANA AV. MÉXICO TENOCHTITLÁN 17 COL. BUENAVISTA / CUAUHTEMOC / CDMX A 3 CUADRAS DEL METRO REVOLUCIÓN - FRENTE AL HOTEL RAMADA REFORMA

350 pesos

Aurelio Voltaire in Phoenix AZ at The Rebel Lounge

The Rebel Lounge, 2303 E Indian School Rd, Phoenix

13th Floor Entertainment presents Aurelio Voltaire Sat Feb 12 Rebel Lounge 2303 E Indian School Rd., Phoenix, AZ, 85016Sat Feb 12 Rebel Lounge 2303 E Indian School Rd., Phoenix, AZ, 85016 All Ages. 7pm 16 adv, 20 dos Ticket Link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/aurelio-voltaire-tickets-231914401217 On Sale Now!

Covid Protocols All Patrons Will Need To Provide Proof Of A Negative Covid Test (Taken Within 72 Hours Of The Event) Or A Vaccination Card To Attend An Event At The Rebel Lounge.

All Ages. 7pm

16 adv, 20 dos

Ticket Link:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/aurelio-voltaire-tickets-231914401217

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Aurelio Voltaire en CDMX En el Foro Hilvana

Foro Hilvana, Av Mexico Tenochtitlan 17 Col Buenavista, CDMX

Celebra el cumpleaños de Aurelio Voltaire con un concerierto especial! Todas las edades DOMINGO 30 DE ENERO PUERTAS 16:00 HRS / $350

FORO CULTURAL HILVANA AV. MÉXICO TENOCHTITLÁN 17 COL. BUENAVISTA / CUAUHTEMOC / CDMX A 3 CUADRAS DEL METRO REVOLUCIÓN - FRENTE AL HOTEL RAMADA REFORMA

350 pesos

Aurelio Voltaire in Phoenix AZ at The Rebel Lounge

The Rebel Lounge, 2303 E Indian School Rd, Phoenix

13th Floor Entertainment presents Aurelio Voltaire Sat Feb 12 Rebel Lounge 2303 E Indian School Rd., Phoenix, AZ, 85016Sat Feb 12 Rebel Lounge 2303 E Indian School Rd., Phoenix, AZ, 85016 All Ages. 7pm 16 adv, 20 dos Ticket Link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/aurelio-voltaire-tickets-231914401217 On Sale Now!

Covid Protocols All Patrons Will Need To Provide Proof Of A Negative Covid Test (Taken Within 72 Hours Of The Event) Or A Vaccination Card To Attend An Event At The Rebel Lounge.

All Ages. 7pm

16 adv, 20 dos

Ticket Link:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/aurelio-voltaire-tickets-231914401217

Aurelio Voltaire in Shawnee, OK at The Ritz!

The Ritz Shawnee, 10 W Main street, Shawnee

Date of show: March 12 Venue: The Ritz Shawnee Address of venue: 10 W Main Ticket price: $20, $25, & $30 Age policy: All Ages Time doors open: 7pm Aurelio Voltaire showtime: 9pm Other bands/acts if any: TBA Website for more info: ritzshawnee.com Facebook event page: https://facebook.com/events/s/aurelio-voltaire/309162594318335 Advanced ticket sales: https://www.ticketstorm.com/events/aureliovoltairetheritz/theritztheater/Shawnee/25980

$20, $25, & $30