Aurelio Voltaire's 5th LP release is now available again on vinyl in this new 2026 edition!

“It’s a Halloween party in a digipak,” Voltaire said of the original CD release in 2007. Ooky Spooky, remains his most hilariously spooky album to date. Years in the making, Voltaire’s 5th album features his crowd-pleasing songs about zombie prostitutes, devils and dancing skeletons. In fact cannibalism, the undead, going to hell in a hand basket and bombing New Jersey are just a few of the topics covered on Ooky Spooky. Back are the violins and cellos but new to the Voltaire sound is a horn section that brings to mind images of a mariachi skeleton band. But there is no doom and gloom here, mind you. The album bounces along with a mixture of klezmer, swing and reggae that brings to mind such spooky-fun classics as Oingo Boingo’s “Dead Man’s Party” or “Hell” by the Squirrel Nut Zippers. Voltaire’s love for Cab Calloway is evident in the song “Cannibal Buffet” (which seems straight from a Betty Boop cartoon) and more so in “Land of the Dead” which Voltaire wrote for the opening credit sequence of the Cartoon Network movie “Billy and Mandy’s Big Boogie Adventure.

$30

Track Listing:
Side One
1. Land of the Dead
2. Zombie Prostitute
3. Cannibal Buffet
4. Day of the Dead
5. Blue-eyed Matador
Side Two
1. Bomb New Jersey
2. Stuck With You
3. Dead
4. Reggae Mortis
5. Hell in a Handbasket

Limited sepia and black swirled vinyl LP collection. At long last, The Devil’s Bris vinyl album is back in stock in this 2025 reissue! Something wicked this way comes: Aurelio Voltaire’s The Devil’s Bris! Direct from the underground New York goth scene emerges this strange brew of gypsy violins, driving rhythms, sardonic wit and turn-of-the-century mayhem. Combining beautiful old-world melodies with viciously sarcastic lyrics, The Devil's Bris is the Three Penny Opera of the twenty-first century. With Wagnerian bravado and Brechtian allure, Voltaire has crafted twelve songs of love, loss, revenge and dismemberment sure to bring a smile to even the darkest of souls.
 

$29.00

Have you been in the Goth scene for way too many years to pass for a Baby Bat? Don't fret, Elder Goth, we've got the perfect patch for you. Let the Baby Bats know you're ready to share your wisdom of all things spooky with this high quality Elder Goth patch. It's as black as your soul and in luxurious silver thread it reads (to borrow a phrase from one of our favorite Cenobites) "I Have Such Sights to Show You!"
This patch, which was previously only available at the merch booth at Aurelio Voltaire’s live shows, is finally being offered in the webstore!
4.5” x 2.75”

Are you new to the Goth scene and want people to know you are ready to grow and learn and have fun in a spooky environment where people treat you with respect and patience? If that sounds like you, then we've got the perfect patch for you! This high quality embroidered BABY BAT patch is black with luxurious silver thread that reads, “Be kind, I’m new here!”
This patch, which was previously only available at the merch booth at Aurelio Voltaire’s live shows, is finally being offered in the webstore!
4.5” x 2.75”

Previously only available at the merch booths at Aurelio Voltaire's concerts, these high quality patches have finally come to the webstore! Buy all three as a set to save money or purches them individually. 

All patches feature black and silver thread and have an iron-on backing!