The Very Best of Aurelio Voltaire Volumes 1 and 2 CD Release!

The Very Best of Aurelio. Voltaire Volumes 1 and 2

CD Releases

Introducing... The Very Best of Aurelio Voltaire Volumes 1 and 2!!! Each CD release includes 2 discs and around 22 songs! Volume 1 features classic hits like When You're Evil, Brains, Land of the Dead. Feathery Wings and about 19 other notable tracks from the albums The Devil's Bris, Almost Human, Boo Hoo, Ooky Spooky, Then and Again, Heart-Shaped Wound and What Are the Oodz?

Volume 2 features some latter day favorites like Raised by Bats, The Mechanical Girl, The Beast of Pirates Bay, The USS Make Shit Up and around 18 other notable songs from the albums, Raised By Bats, Riding a Black Unicorn, BiTtektual, Hate Lives in a Small Town and To the Bottom of the Sea! (Volume 2 is a reissue, with minor changes) Both volumes are $20 and can be found in my webstore.... and they come signed!

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Cemetery Soap by The Lair of Voltaire!

Cemetery Soap!

By the Lair of Voltaire

Wash away the evil with Cemetery Soap by The Lair of Voltaire! These highly detailed tombstone-shaped soaps are the perfect detail for your Gothic bathroom. But they’re not just for decoration! They offer rich lather and clean aromas that will leave you feeling rejuvenated after a long day of digging graves. And if you dig graves, you’ll definitely dig these! With four varieties to chose from, there is one for every lover of the macabre. They make the perfect gift for that spooky soul, horror fan or Halloween-lover in your life!
Choose from:
Gothic Cloves - This ominous black tombstone offers a clean aroma with a subtle hint of cloves. With rich, purple lather, it's the Gothest of our Gothic soaps!
Funeral Flowers - You’ll swear you can smell the pine box and some elegant white florals when you pay your last respects to the day's dirt and luxuriate in the tub with this one.
Halloween Spice - For those who can’t get enough of the haunting season, we offer this pumpkin-colored bar with a subtle hint of autumn spices
Lair - Strictly for Darkside Royalty, Pirate Captains and Vampire Monarchs, this regal purple offering has a hint of the Lair fragrance, the scent created and worn by Aurelio Voltaire

 

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The Black Labyrinth Poster

The Black Labyrinth Poster

Available Now!

Introducing the first poster art released for Aurelio Voltaire’s upcoming album, The Black Labyrinth! This 11”x17” poster is printed on quality card stock and features art by three of the illustrators presently working on The Black Labyrinth illustrated fantasy book, Abigail Larson, Iren Horrors and DreaD Art! Each poster comes hand signed by Aurelio Voltaire with the phrase “It’s only forever…” in metallic marker.
Until now, this poster has only been available from Voltaire in person as his live shows. Now, you can be among the first to own the very first piece of Black Labyrinth art! All of Aurelio Voltaire’s proceeds from these posters go to finishing The Black Labyrinth album and book! Get one today and help him finish this epic tribute to the Goblin King, being recorded with many of David Bowie’s long time band mates, members of My Chemical Romance, Trans Siberian Orchestra, The Cog is Dead and more!

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Gothic Christmas Stockings are HERE!

Introducing Gothic Christmas Stockings

From the Lair of Voltaire

That creepy doll, black lipstick or Bauhaus CD you’re getting this Cryptmastime would look silly in a regular old Santa stocking. That’s why Aurelio Voltaire has designed a Gothic Christmas Stocking aesthetically worthy of the dark delights you’re giving or receiving this spooky season. Each huge stocking measures an astounding 2 feet from top to toe and is made of a lush, black velvety material on the outside and satiny black lining within. Modeled after a Victorian era boot, each is adorned with black lace trim, rivets laced with a velvet bow and embroidered with Voltaire’s bat-shaped V in metallic thread. The center of each stocking is printed with Aurelio Voltaire’s Bats and Beasts print on velvety material.

Stockings come in Bloodbath Red, Darkside Royal Purple and Haunted Mansion Gray

$33 each/ get one today at the link below!

Take Me There!

The Black Labyrinth Scented Candle line

By the Lair of Voltaire

Enter the word of the Black Labyrinth with four scented candles created by Aurelio Voltaire! Inspired by his upcoming musical epic, The Black Labyrinth, each candle represents a character, creature or corner of this magical land. Whether it's swaggering regal pirates, smoldering Shadows, enchanted white unicorns or the Goblin King himself, there's a scent here for everyone! 

Purchase a Forest of Shadows resin base for the perfect place to display your Black Labyrinth candle (or any candle 3 inches in diameter or less)

Click below to be transported to the fragrant land of the Black Labyrinth Scented Candle line!

Transport Me!

Introducing the Globlin Hand-Sanitizer Dispenser by The Lair of Voltaire

Introducing the Globlin Hand-Sanitizer Dispenser by The Lair of Voltaire!

Direct from The Lair of Voltaire comes our first hand-sanitizer dispenser, The Globlin! 

This adorable creature is made of sturdy black silicone and is designed to hold and dispense globs of germ-killing hand-sanitizer. This mischievous imp has an impressive wingspan of 4 inches and a height of 4.5 inches! It comes with a high quality black chain with clip so that it can hang from your backpack, purse, spaceship or hearse and go everywhere you go keeping your talons germ-free! A gentle tap on the forehead, causes its eyes to light up so brightly that it's nearly impossible to photograph! Perfect for lighting your way while trick-or-treating, on midnight hikes through cemeteries or finding your way through haunted houses. 

(Hand-Sanitizer not included! While we perfect our line of germ-killing elixirs feel free to use the amazing scents from Bath And Body Works which fit perfectly into this little devil!)

They are $20 each. Click the button below to buy yours today!

 

 

Click Here to get one!

New Aurelio Voltaire T-shirt Designs

at OffworldDesigns.com!

At long last there are new Aurelio Voltaire T-shirt designs at the OffworldDesigns .com store! Expect the usual tongue in cheek snark as Voltaire focuses his sardonic wit on the pandemic that has effected all of our lives.

Also on the page are Aurelio Voltaire's witty gamer and geeky designs that have delighted fans of World of Warcraft, Doctor Who, Rocky Horror Picture Show and other beloved fandoms Voltaire lovingly skewers for a much needed smile!

 

Click here to visit the Aurelio Voltaire T-shirt Page!

Candy Claws Plush toy (Midnight Flight Edition)

 

At long last, after years of being sold out, there's a new Candy Claws plush toy coming in time for Christmas! This version, the Midnight Flights edition is closer to Aurelio Voltaire's vision of the iconic character and is waiting to be snuggled by you!

Pre-orders are now open! To pre-order yours today click HERE!

You can also get The Legend of Candy Claws book anytime by clicking HERE!

 

 

Voltaire Official US webstore now open!!!!

The nice folks at Isotank/Industry8 are now running the Voltaire webstore! You can now purchase many of the items that were available here at the link below. And now, CDs are available and many of them come signed!

click here: AURELIO VOLTAIRE OFFICIAL US WEBSTORE

Aurelio Voltaire Books now available at Amazon.com!!!

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At long last, you can now buy these two books any time you chose from Amazon.com! Voltaire himself has inspected the quality of their printing and has been selling these very same books from this print on demand service at his live shows!

THE LEGEND OF CANDY CLAWS

 
 

A giant black bat takes candy from bullies on Halloween and delivers it to good little boys and girls on Christmas in this anti-bullying tale for children of all ages. 

"Spooky, witty, bursting with heart!" - Caroline Thompson- screenwriter- The Nightmare Before Christmas

"If Dr. Seuss and Dickens met Poe in a playground, the resulting collaboration might read like The Legend of Candy Claws, a sweet, creepy morality tale for kids, beautifully illustrated, endlessly charming and armed with an important, socially relevant message." - Fangoria Magazine

 

Get THE LEGEND OF CANDY CLAWS at the link below:

CLICK HERE TO ORDER
 

 

 

Aurelio Voltaire Items on Amazon.com!

 

If you prefer to shop from Amazon.com, we've now created a page for you where many Aurelio Voltaire items can be found. Simply click HERE to shop for Aurelio Voltaire on Amazon.com!

The URL for the page is: https://www.amazon.com/shop/thelairofvoltaire

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