Limited sepia and black swirled vinyl LP collection. At long last, The Devil’s Bris vinyl album is back in stock in this 2025 reissue! Something wicked this way comes: Aurelio Voltaire’s The Devil’s Bris! Direct from the underground New York goth scene emerges this strange brew of gypsy violins, driving rhythms, sardonic wit and turn-of-the-century mayhem. Combining beautiful old-world melodies with viciously sarcastic lyrics, The Devil's Bris is the Three Penny Opera of the twenty-first century. With Wagnerian bravado and Brechtian allure, Voltaire has crafted twelve songs of love, loss, revenge and dismemberment sure to bring a smile to even the darkest of souls.
 

$29.00

Have you been in the Goth scene for way too many years to pass for a Baby Bat? Don't fret, Elder Goth, we've got the perfect patch for you. Let the Baby Bats know you're ready to share your wisdom of all things spooky with this high quality Elder Goth patch. It's as black as your soul and in luxurious silver thread it reads (to borrow a phrase from one of our favorite Cenobites) "I Have Such Sights to Show You!"
This patch, which was previously only available at the merch booth at Aurelio Voltaire’s live shows, is finally being offered in the webstore!
4.5” x 2.75”

Are you new to the Goth scene and want people to know you are ready to grow and learn and have fun in a spooky environment where people treat you with respect and patience? If that sounds like you, then we've got the perfect patch for you! This high quality embroidered BABY BAT patch is black with luxurious silver thread that reads, “Be kind, I’m new here!”
This patch, which was previously only available at the merch booth at Aurelio Voltaire’s live shows, is finally being offered in the webstore!
4.5” x 2.75”

Previously only available at the merch booths at Aurelio Voltaire's concerts, these high quality patches have finally come to the webstore! Buy all three as a set to save money or purches them individually. 

All patches feature black and silver thread and have an iron-on backing! 

Aurelio Voltaire's Summerween Surf album is a collection of monster-themed summery songs in the genres of surf, ska, monsterbilly and more! And now, it's available on CD! This collaborative album features songs recorded with legendary spooky surf bands Los Straitjackets, Satan's Pilgrims, Messer Chups and Black Flamingos. But it doesn't end there! The album also includes a rockabilly romp featuring monsters of Gothic horror punk, Calabrese and a very bouncy and very bloody ska track inspired by the Monster Mash with Mexican ska favorites, Out of Control Army.
Other amazing contributors include Jess-O-Lantern who lends her amazing vocals to Goths in a Graveyard, Aldo Acuña of the beloved Mexican alternative band Maldita Vecindad who brings an enchanting bass part to Death is Coming Soon and Danny Elfman's star violinist, Sandy Cameron who absolutely sets A Visit from the Count on fire with her virtuosic performance!

All of this summery monster goodness comes in a 6-panel CD wallet wrapped in art by Aurelio Voltaire.

Each CD also comes signed by Aurelio Voltaire!

Tracklist:
1. A Monster's Holiday featuring Los Straitjackets
2. The Bunnypocalypse featuring Satan's Pilgrims
3. Cannibal Beach featuring Black Flamingos
4. The Slash featuring Out of Control Army
5. Goths in a Graveyard featuring Jess-O-Lantern
6. Zombie Elvis Can Not Die! featuring Calabrese
7. Monstrous Lovers (2025 Remixed/Remastered/Resung)
8. A Visit from the Count featuring violinist Sandy Cameron
9. Nosferatu's Affliction featuring Messer Chups
10. Death is Coming Soon featuring bassist Aldo Acuña

At long last, the Cemetery Smile lipstick has risen from its tomb to paint a sardonic sinister smile on your pretty face. Housed in beautifully sculpted skeletal figures, these lipsticks are made in the USA, and are paraben, gluten and cruelty free! 

Romeo: This handsome skeleton holds our Villain lipstick, a matte black lipstick that will have you looking ready to rule amongst Darkside Royalty. Perfect for a night at the Goth club, a serene stroll through a cemetery or a sinister night out. 

Juliet: This tortured and dismayed soul holds within her skeletal remains our Bloodbath lipstick. This luscious and rich cream lipstick is the very color of the blood that passionately rushed through her veins before dramatically exiting in a fountain of anguish. 

Romeo and Juliet are sold separately (the irony is not lost on us). 

Each come packaged in a sturdy and handsome coffin shaped box. 

Refills of Villain and Bloodbath lipsticks are available for $20 each.

For JULIET Go HERE

Get ROMEO at the button below.